If Granite and Krtek talked the human language, I sometimes honestly think that this is what they would be thinking and saying:
Do I look pretty?
Do I look pretty or what?!
I am so pretty and cute and no one appreciates it!
Well, I am handsome.
But I do not give a damn what others think.
Or at least I pretend that I don´t care.
My advice: Just hang out and look bored. Humans will give you so much attention.
Really? Ok, I´ll think about it. But I am so darn cute. Why can´t nobody notice it?
Teamming up is the best. Double cuteness. Guarantee the humans will notice us! And then they´ll give us so much attention that we´ll regret we don´t have the sofa for ourselves anymore!